• Friend: Omg! One direction is like everywhere!
• Me: That's not true. 
• Friend: What do you mean? 
• Me: They're not in my iPod.

James in a restaurant with Fox.

• Hostess: How many people would there be in your party sir.
• James: Just for one please, and a high chair for my little baby fox here.
• Hostess: Uh sir, we don't allow dogs in this establishment.
• James: DID YOU JUST CALL MY SON A DOG?! How dare you!? Do you not know who we are?!
• Hostess: Sir I'm sorry he's a really cute husky but we don't allow dogs in here for sanitary reasons if you would plea-
• James: Ok bitch first, he is not a "husky" he's an alaskan klee kai. A FUCKING ALASKAN KLEE KAI! And second you are in the presence of Fox and James Maslow. You should be kissing the very fucking ground that we walked in! I IM SO OFFENDED AND ME AND MY BABY ARE NEVER COMING BACK HERE! Come on Fox.
• Hostess: I'm sorry sir but-
• James: Yeah too late to be sorry now. You will regret this very moment of your life in the future. YOU DON'T GET MERCY WHEN YOU INSULT MY LITTE BABY ANGEL. I WILL GET REVENGE!!!

• Friend: You're Weird.
• Me: Thank You, means I'm doing my job right.